What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 11:33

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What can help me fall asleep at night?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?